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pilot_princess[Transmission turns on to see this thing staring closely at the screen. It moves back and sniffs curiously. His paw smacks the screen and he sniffs it curiously.
This is Gulliver.
This is Gulliver making a video post.
He nudges the device and it falls from the bed to the ground, where Anemone is seen laying on the floor, nose bleeding slowly. She looks over briefly, noticing Gulliver, and grins at her favorite pet.]
You're so silly, Gulliver!
[Gulliver moves in front of the device and promptly squishes it with his giant butt. There's darkness for a moment, and only the sounds of Gulliver's breathing. He moves up, and looks at the device again, sniffing it. His paws hit it again.]
...what are you doing, you silly dog?
[Gulliver takes the device into his mouth and pulls it across the room. He sits down in front of it and watches it. There's a strange sounding noise for a second, and Anemone bursts into wild laughter.
Gulliver soon stands up and calmly walks away...
Leaving a 'present' in front of the communicator. And boy is it big and smelly.
Transmission cuts out.]
This is Gulliver.
This is Gulliver making a video post.
He nudges the device and it falls from the bed to the ground, where Anemone is seen laying on the floor, nose bleeding slowly. She looks over briefly, noticing Gulliver, and grins at her favorite pet.]
You're so silly, Gulliver!
[Gulliver moves in front of the device and promptly squishes it with his giant butt. There's darkness for a moment, and only the sounds of Gulliver's breathing. He moves up, and looks at the device again, sniffing it. His paws hit it again.]
...what are you doing, you silly dog?
[Gulliver takes the device into his mouth and pulls it across the room. He sits down in front of it and watches it. There's a strange sounding noise for a second, and Anemone bursts into wild laughter.
Gulliver soon stands up and calmly walks away...
Leaving a 'present' in front of the communicator. And boy is it big and smelly.
Transmission cuts out.]
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Date: 2008-12-15 07:55 pm (UTC)Re: 2/2
Date: 2008-12-15 07:55 pm (UTC)Gulliver, don't poo inside!
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Date: 2008-12-15 07:59 pm (UTC)2/3
Date: 2008-12-15 08:00 pm (UTC)I--...huh?
...my nose again...
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Date: 2008-12-15 08:00 pm (UTC)[More laughter]
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Date: 2008-12-15 08:09 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-12-16 04:17 am (UTC)[She goes back to laying on the floor, giggling.]
pooper scooper dominic, at your service!
Date: 2008-12-16 06:55 am (UTC)Frowning and crinkling his nose up at the nasty stench, used the stick to try and shove the poo onto the paper. Of course the poo wouldn't comply. ]
yay! Go Domi, you clean that poo!
Date: 2008-12-16 07:05 am (UTC)Stinky shit, huh?
[This place sure did teach Anemone a lot of bad words.]
Re: yay! Go Domi, you clean that poo!
Date: 2008-12-16 07:08 am (UTC)[ He now realized what she said, and looked over, distracted from the smelly poo. ]
Where did you pick up that language?
[ Frowning more! Anemone never cursed before..well, not unless she was angry. Cursing is allowed when angry.
During his distraction in looking to Anemone, the stick lost the poo blot it had on it, and Dominic was unlucky enough to have his shoe in the way of it's destination. Poo + shoe = oh ew. ]
lol, got more mess to clean there, huh?
Date: 2008-12-16 07:11 am (UTC)Oh, they say that sort of thing all over the communicator!
[She giggles, and bursts into loud cackling when the poo lands on his shoe. That was just too much, she'd be going into hysterics at this rate!]
EWIE POO ON SHOE! OHNOEZ
Date: 2008-12-16 07:29 am (UTC)F-..!
Clean, Dominic, Clean!
Date: 2008-12-16 07:34 am (UTC)Fuck?
I want some rubber gloves damnit!
Date: 2008-12-16 07:45 am (UTC)No dice.
It plopped on the edge of the paper, but still mostly on the floor. Nearly growls. ]
...Yeah. That word.
How often do you curse?
Ffffff ask the scientists
Date: 2008-12-16 07:54 am (UTC)Oh... I don't like it. But you were going to use it, so I said it.
[Anemone giggled at that second question.]
I don't know... I can't remember, except for that idiot who called me a stupid bitch.
but they still need to gimme your NEW medication
Date: 2008-12-16 07:58 am (UTC)..It isn't good to curse, but if you do it while you're angry, I can't really complain
[ He then tried to shove the poo blot onto the paper and had success for a change! Setting the stick on the newspaper now, tried to find a good place to grab where the paper wouldn't rip and he wouldn't get poo on his fingers. ]
Someone called you that?
[ Dominic frowned quiet a bit then.]
Just nag them a lot, then!
Date: 2008-12-16 08:03 am (UTC)...so you're angry about Gulliver's poo?
[She glanced down for a moment, before looking up, glaring in his direction. She was still angry about that argument, though only when it was brought up.]
Yes, he did! That stupid Ganta... he won't do it anymore, I'll kill him if he does...
Re: Just nag them a lot, then!
Date: 2008-12-16 08:21 am (UTC)[ Or Dominic might defend his girlfriend with a fist! He blinked as glanced over, almost pouting at the glares. ]
..What?
Well I'm kind've mad, it smells really bad and it's a hassle to clean up because I don't want it to smear on the floor..
[ While he spoke, he lifted up the newspaper and carefully carried it to the window. If it was open, perfect. If not, he had to set the poo-paper down and open it, looking outside and below.
Nobody better be walking by in the next five minutes.
Especially because he would lift up the poo-paper and throw it out the window, far enough out that it wouldn't smear down the side of the building. Hopefully it wouldn't hit anyone.. ]
OUT THE DAMN WINDOW?!? FFFFFFFFFFFF
Date: 2008-12-16 08:44 am (UTC)[Her glare falters at Dominic's look. It wasn't intended for him, and she instantly regretted it, softening her expression to a mild pout as she looked away.]
I promised Shinji I wouldn't kill him though...
[Anemone sighed for a second, then returned to watching Dominic as he began working on getting rid of that poop. She ended up laughing loudly, far too amused by this.]
D-Dominic, do it, do it!
LOOK OUT BELOW, FLYING POO!
Date: 2008-12-16 08:54 am (UTC)U-uhm, look out below, anyone!
[ He said it pretty loudly, but he'd rather have grumpy people in the apartment complaining about noise instead of a pissed off neighbor, covered in Gulliver poo. ]
WOOOO! YAY!!!
Date: 2008-12-16 08:57 am (UTC)And she was laughing until she was spluttering and coughing from laughing so hard.]
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Date: 2008-12-15 10:49 pm (UTC)[Video]
Date: 2008-12-16 02:12 am (UTC)Hiiiii, Shinji! Gulliver left a mess for Dominic, he's so mad about it!
Re: [Video]
Date: 2008-12-16 02:47 am (UTC)Er, I saw that.. Your dog thing ain't house trained eh?
[Video]
Date: 2008-12-16 03:22 am (UTC)Um... he normally goes outside but he likes to leave messes sometimes.
[Gulliver attempts to sniff the device again, and she pulls him back with one hand, her other hand wiping blood across her cheek.]
Gulliver, move back, you can't sniff Shinji on the video! Hey, Shinji, I'll bring Gulliver to see you later, okay? I think he wants to.
Re: [Video]
Date: 2008-12-16 05:10 am (UTC)[He smirks at the little 'dog' as it nudges the communicator. He's got a soft spot for him, that's for sure.]
Is that what he's tryin' to do?
Sure.. bring him by later. I'll get him something to eat from back here.. he'd better not leave presents in my bar, though.
[Video]
Date: 2008-12-16 05:34 am (UTC)[Gulliver escapes her grasp once more and ends up in front of the communicator again, touching the screen with his paw. Anemone grabs his back leg and tugs him back.]
Actually, I don't know what he's trying to do. He's being a goof!
He won't leave any presents though, or at least he better not. You could always threaten him like Dominic used to; he listens to threats and scary faces!