-2.9 ml- [Accidental Voice]

[pilot_princess]

--THE HELL WAS THAT!?

[There's a soft sigh.]

Jeez, how did I fall asleep...? And nobody woke me! ...Gulliver? Gulliver! ...you're okay. Aww, Shinji took his hat back... it's okay, Gulliver, ssh. Come right here, stay with me.

But... what just happened? Did something else blow up?

You guys, are you okay? What's going on out there?

Comments

[prodigal-axe.livejournal.com]

..! Stay in there. There's more shit blowing up and fucking.. just keep safe.

[pilot_princess]

More bombs?!

Oh God... Shinji, where are you? I don't see anyone else in here...

[prodigal-axe.livejournal.com]

This guy I know got stuck under a building nearby. Had to get him out..

[pilot_princess]

Did you get him?

[prodigal-axe.livejournal.com]

Yeah.. he's hurt real bad, though..

[pilot_princess]

Oh no... but he'll be okay?

[prodigal-axe.livejournal.com]

.. Hope so. He's got a chance, at least.

[pilot_princess]

Yeah, least he's still alive. That's good.

Having fun running around being heroic?

[prodigal-axe.livejournal.com]

Tch. There's nothin' heroic in this place right now. It's all chaos and bullshit.

[pilot_princess]

Sounds like it. And I'm missing all the action in here.

[prodigal-axe.livejournal.com]

Look, it's not safe.. but if you wanna help, just lock up the place before you head out.

I won't stop you.

[pilot_princess]

Gotcha!

Keys in the usual spot, right?

[prodigal-axe.livejournal.com]

Yeah.. You just be careful, alright?

[pilot_princess]

Yeah, yeah... I'm bringing my bat.

[The sound of keys jingling and a lock clicking.] Okay, there! I'll hold onto these...

See you later, Shinji!

[prodigal-axe.livejournal.com]

Alright. You bring 'em back when you're done.

... yeah, see ya.

[pilot_princess]

Sure thing. I'll drop them back off later.

[whatthefactor.livejournal.com]

That was my childhood that zetta Saiyan moron blowing up the fucking elementary school.

OH THE POOR TRAUMATIZED SHO-CHAN.

[pilot_princess]

He blew up the school?!

...what the hell, why did he do that for?

IT'S WHY THEY SAY NEVER MEET YOUR HEROES.

[whatthefactor.livejournal.com]

Not the high school, the school by the warehouses.

... Zetta obviously, the stupid 000's actions are determined by emotion and lack of a functioning brain.

CUZ THEY BLOW UP YOUR FUCKING VA--ELEMENTARY SCHOOL.

[pilot_princess]

That's... so stupid. You don't go blowing stuff up because you're upset, that's just excessive.

...And I was having such a nice nap, too.

OHSHI--

[whatthefactor.livejournal.com]

No shit. ... And it's zetta likely he reignited the mob pattern.

VEGETA WILL MAKE YOU BUY A DAMN DOG.

[pilot_princess]

Mob pattern?

WOOF! IT WILL PROTECT ME FROM BOTH ANON AND VEGETA.

[whatthefactor.livejournal.com]

Yeah, some zetta moron does something zetta stupid, a bunch of other 000s get mad, form an angry mob, try to kill or jail the 000. And then some other 000s get mad if the original moron is killed, so THEY zetta form an angry mob--you see where I'm going with this, yeah?

FOX NEWS AGREES WITH THIS PLAN!

[pilot_princess]

Oh jeez... that's just ridiculous.

AND IF FOX NEWS AGREES, IT MUST BE TRUE.

[whatthefactor.livejournal.com]

You could say that, and this pattern has been reoccurring 4 as zetta long as I've been here.

FOX NEWS IS GOD. [ffff just remembered]

[pilot_princess]

Huh... how long have you been here?

ALL HAIL FAUX NEWS.

[whatthefactor.livejournal.com]

Approximately 5 months + 3 days.

[shimbo-hiromu.livejournal.com]

[pilot_princess]

...Shimbo?

Are you okay?

[Text]

[shimbo-hiromu.livejournal.com]

Don't worry..

Hey, I got you more candy. I remembered how much you liked it..

[Text]

[pilot_princess]

Really? That's really nice of you...

Where are you right now? Are you safe?

[Text]

[shimbo-hiromu.livejournal.com]

I didn't think the whole building would come down while I was looking. Heh. Surprise! Right?

I think I'm in the clinic.. Yeah. But I think I want to go home.

[Text]

[pilot_princess]

A building collapsed? AND YOU WERE IN IT?!

...you should stay in the clinic.

Oh man... are you okay, Shimbo?

[Text]

[shimbo-hiromu.livejournal.com]

Yeah.. Shinji and my friends got me out.. I don't remember too much. There were other people that I didn't know. It was kinda stupid of me!

I know, I know. But I always hated this kind of thing.

I'm okay! I mean, they gave me something for the pain! ^_^

[Text]

[pilot_princess]

So you're the guy Shinji was saving...

Jeez... Be more careful next time!

[notinthegame.livejournal.com]

Don't fuckin' do anythin' stupid.

If Shinji has to fuckin' go rescue your ass cause you're a dumb bitch I'll make sure to kick your ass after he brings you back.

[pilot_princess]

Didn't you agree to die in that fire?

Leave me the hell alone, you won't touch me.

[notinthegame.livejournal.com]

For you princess? Never.

Don't give him a reason to get into more trouble. The fuckin' idiot does it enough on his own.

[pilot_princess]

Glad to know you care so little about me.

Look, I can take care of my own self, I don't need Shinji rescuing me. So... fuck off!

[notinthegame.livejournal.com]

Why the fuck should I?

That's not the point you moron! He'll come fuckin' runnin' to your rescue anyway!

[pilot_princess]

Never said you had to, you jerk.

He's not going to run anywhere if I'm not hurt, stupid.

[notinthegame.livejournal.com]

Well then don't act so damn butthurt over it.

Yeah cause you're real good at not hurting yourself or trying to. Crazy bitch.

[pilot_princess]

It's because you're being a jerk!

Damn it, stop calling me that! Ugh, I swear, next time I see you I'm--

[There's the sound of something piercing into flesh.]

...I'll... talk... to you later...

[The transmission cuts out.]

[notinthegame.livejournal.com]

Fuck you bitch I am no-

...

HEY! What the fuck just happened!?

DAMMIT!!